Octo-Twat

I am SOOO sick of hearing about this lady.

Like overbreeding isn't enough of a problem already, here comes Nadya Suleman, spawning out offspring left and right with seemingly no regard for her own childrens' wellbeing.

No, this is not a contradiction of terms, allow me to elaborate.

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Children are amazing, but to a point. I get queezy at the idea of having ONE kid, but 8? On top of other kids? But what I find truly bizarre is the fact that Nadya has so far refused every charity that has contacted her offering her aide. A single mother with no means of her own actively refused help from several charities to take care of her own children.

Seriously, lady, are you insane or just fucking stupid?

This makes me mad for a couple of reasons. One, on top of the fact that being a single parent can't be easy in of itself, think of the neglect and loneliness that awaits these poor kids. Each one of them competing for Mommy's attention, meanwhile she'll no doubt be getting herself knocked up again to have MORE kids she can flaunt about and ignore. Only one parent to 10, 14, maybe 20 or more kids in the future, SOMEONE is going to get left out!

Two, it really burns my ass when parents come to my hotel and let their kids run amok without any thought as to where they are or what they're doing. And then when I step in and tell the kid to chill out and go find Mommy, Mommy has the audacity to get pissed off at me for doing her job for her. Fortunately, here in the state of Arkansas, I have the right to call DHS if she continues to abandon her spawn in my lobby. I can only begin to imagine the horror of a single mother with an unending trail of young-uns trying to keep track of what they're doing and where! If in the off chance she abandons the horde in MY lobby, I'm making a phone call.

Third, and this is why I seriously want to have a word with Madame Suleman, she has no fucking concept of basic biology and thinks cells are little people. Yes, I'm pro-choice, I'm also an adopted child grown up. On a recent TV interview, she said she would never ever consider donating her fertilized eggs to another couple no matter how badly they wanted to have a child because "No one is capable of loving my kids as much as I DO!"
Lady, no one was capable of loving me as much as MY biological mother did, but that love didn't have jack and or shit to do with the fact that she just didn't have the resources to raise me herself. If anything, it would seem to me that a greater act of love for your offspring would be to give them to capable hands when you just don't have the means yourself. I'm the living end result of an extra-marital affair, my mother's immediate family thought I was a living punishment for a sin she committed quite accidentally: He lied to her, she paid the price. She loved me enough to find me a decent home.
And if I found myself in her shoes, I'd likely do the exact same thing. Fortunately, I use birth control, an IUD to be specific. Best $600 I ever spent and I'm child-free for 10 years!
And no, Nadya, an egg in a petri-dish is NOT a human being. When I see an ultrasound of a fetus typing on a computer or painting a portrait as real people do, I might change my mind. But as it stands, a clump of cells cannot hold a job or a conversation or even a thought, thus, it is not a human being.

Contrary to what the pro-lifers will tell you, 'life' does not begin at conception. The human body is thoroughly capable of flushing out a fertilized egg completely on it's own, even if you're not using contraception. The older you are, for some still unknown reason, the more likely you are to flush out an egg. If human life begins at conception, then I'm committing infanticide every time I have sex with my husband, which is on a pretty regular basis. Sound fucked up? It is, and it's completely true. Baby-killing has never been so much fun :-)

We spay and neuter our pets, I think now it's high time we start spaying irresponsible people like Nadya Suleman.